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2010-11
Shows
The SUMMER and THANKSGIVING
HOLIDAY shows
are NOT INCLUDED in our Season Ticket Package.
SUMMER
Cash on Delivery!
British Farce by
Michael Cooney
Auditions: June 20 & 21
Performances: July 30, 31 & August 1* and
August 6, 7, & 8*
Director: Patti Earl
This fast paced
farce concerns a con artist (Eric) who lost
his job two years ago, is afraid to tell his
wife, and has been defrauding the welfare authorities
with every possible trick and collecting thousands
in welfare payments. One day Jenkins (a government
employee) comes by to check up on how all these
benefits can be paid to the same address. Then
other government employees show up. Eric creates
stories for his wife, the government workers
and enlists help from his upstairs lodger, Norman,
and his Uncle George to participate in his deceptions.
There is cross dressing, a dead body, and mistaken
identities. Nabbed in the end, Eric confesses
and instead of jail time gets an offer from
the government to work for them because he knows
all the tricks!
SEPTEMBER
Sex Please, We're Sixty
Farce by Michael Parker
and Susan Parker
Auditions: August 1 & 2
Performances: Sept. 10, 11 & 12* and Sept.
16, 17, 18 & 19*
Director: Harriet Winokur
Mrs. Stancliffe's
Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast has been successful
for many years. Her guests (nearly all women)
return year after year. Her next door neighbor,
the elderly, silver-tongued, Bud "Bud the
Stud" Davis believes they come to spend
time with him in romantic liaisons. The prim
and proper Mrs. Stancliffe steadfastly denies
this, but really doesn't do anything to prevent
it, and reluctantly accepts the fact that "Bud
the Stud" is, in fact, good for business.
Her other neighbor and would-be suitor Henry
Mitchell is a retired chemist who has developed
a blue pill called "Venusia," after
Venus (the goddess of love) to increase the
libido of menopausal women. The pill has not
been tested. Add to the guest list three older
women: Victoria Ambrose, a romance novelist
whose personal life seems to be lacking in romance;
Hillary Hudson a friend of Henry's who has agreed
to test the Venusia: and Charmaine Beauregard,
a "Southern Belle" whose libido does
not need to be increased! When "Bud the
Stud" gets his hands on some of the Venusia
pills, the fun begins as he attempts to entertain
all three women! But they soon discover that
the pills have a strange effect on men: it gives
them all the symptoms of menopausal women, complete
with hot flashes, mood swings, weeping and irritability!
OCTOBER
I Bet Your Life
Mystery/comedy
by Fred Carmichael
Auditions: Sept. 12 & 13
Performances: Oct. 22, 23 & 24*, 28, 29,
30 & Oct. 31*
Director: Aaron Collins
When a successful
soap opera author (Matthew Stoddard) writes
a screenplay, his agent, Greg doesn't think
it's plausible and refuses to try and sell
it. The story is about a terminally ill man
too chicken to commit suicide so he hires
an anonymous hit man to kill him and then
finds out he was misdiagnosed. But the problem
is he doesn't know who the hit man is! So
to persuade his agent the story is believable,
Matt contacts a gangster (Mr. B) who arranges
for an incognito hit man to join them at a
dinner party. He tells Greg he has until 10
p.m. to spot the hit man or he's a goner.
But there's a car wreck and Mr. B ends up
dead. The action accelerates as they try to
spot the hit man before the deadline. Stacy,
Greg's secretary and love interest of both
men, does her best to help as surprise after
surprise thwarts them. Hilarious situations,
clever dialogue, intriguing romance and surprise
twists make this breezy comedy a delight!
THE
THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY
Always
Patsy Cline
Musical
Auditions: TBA
Performances: Nov. 19, 20, 21*, 26, 27, &
28*
Artistic Director: Ted Pack
Musical Director: Lizzie Brahm-Kriger
Always ... Patsy Cline
is based on the true story of Patsy Cline's
friendship with a Houston housewife and avid
fan, Louise Seger. They met before a show in
1961 and began a friendship that lasted until
Cline's untimely death at age 30 in a plane
crash in 1963. The show takes its name from
Patsy's sign off on her letters to Louise. Each
correspondence between them ended the same way:
"Always ... Patsy Cline." The show
features more than 20 of Cline's most memorable
numbers including "I Fall to Pieces,"
"Crazy," "Anytime," Walkin'
After Midnight, and "Sweet Dreams,"
to name a few. A musical tribute to one of the
most influential, successful and acclaimed female
vocalists of the 20th century.
JANUARY
2011
Funny Money
British farce by
Ray Cooney
Auditions: Nov. 28 & 29
Performances: Jan. 14, 15, 16*, 20, 21, 22,
23*, 28, 29, 30*
Director: John Stenko
Henry A. Perkins, a mild
mannered C.P.A, accidently picks up the wrong
briefcase and discovers it's filled with money.
Henry assumes it is illicit cash so he decides
to keep it. Knowing that the former owner must
have his briefcase and address, Henry rushes
home to book one way fares to Barcelona before
he tracks him down. He tells his confused wife
to leave everything behind; if she doesn't like
Barcelona, they can go to Bali. In fact, they
can buy Bali! The doorbell rings as they wait
for their taxi. The police detective at the
door thinks Henry was soliciting in the men's
room of the local pub. (Actually, he was sitting
in the loo counting the cash.) The bell rings
again and another detective arrives to tell
his wife Henry is dead because a man with bullet
holes in his head and Henry's briefcase were
found in the Thames. Henry creates all kinds
of stories as he tries to keep the detectives
from discovering his secret while his wife just
keeps drinking! Henry's inept attempts to extricate
himself from this impossible situation lead
to increasingly hysterical situations in this
fast paced farce. Hysterical!
FEBRUARY 2011
A Funny Thing Happened
on the Way to the Forum
Book by Burt Shevelove
and Larry Gelbart
Music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim
Auditions: Jan. 16 & 17
Performances: Feb. 25, 26, 27*, March 3, 4, 5,
6*, 10, 11, 12, 13*
Artistic Director: John Stenko
Musical Director: Lizzie Brahm-Kriger
Based on the
plays of Plautus, "Tragedy tomorrow, comedy
tonight!" Broadway's greatest farce is
light, fast-paced, witty, irreverent and one
of the funniest musicals ever written, the perfect
escape from life's troubles. "A Funny Thing
Happened On The Way To The Forum" takes
comedy back to its roots, combining situations
from time-tested, 2000 year-old comedies of
Roman playwright Plautus with the infectious
energy of classic vaudeville. The result is
a non-stop laugh fest in which a crafty slave
(Pseudolus) struggles to win the hand of a beautiful
but slow-witted courtesan (Philia) for his young
master (Hero), in exchange for freedom. Songs
include "Comedy Tonight," "Lovely,"
and many more! A Tony award winner!
APRIL 2011
Foxfire
Drama with music
By Susan Cooper and Hume Cronyn
Music by Jonathan Holtzman, Lyrics by Susan Cooper
and Hume Cronyn
Auditions: March 6 & 7
Performances: April 8, 9 & 10*, 14, 15, 16
& 17*
Director: Ted Pack
Annie Nations, an indomitable
Appalachian widow of 79, lives on her mountain
farm with the acerbic ghost of her husband,
Hector. Her tranquility is threatened by a brash
real estate developer who wants to turn her
land into a vacation resort and by concern over
her son, Dillard, a country singer who has come
home with two stranded children because his
wife has run away. Annie's battle to decide
her future takes her through some funny, touching
and magical flashbacks to her life with Hector.
Dillard, still singing the music which used
to infuriate his father, has an exuberant scene
in which the audience becomes his public at
a fairground concert. Can Dillard woo his mother
away from the recalcitrant ghost? Will development
swallow up the family farm? Only Annie can decide.
Played on Broadway by Hume Cronyn and Jessica
Tandy, this play offers a staunchly affirmative
tribute to mountain folk.
MAY 2011
Blithe Spirit
Comic Farce by Noel
Coward
Auditions: April 10 & 11
Performances: May 20, 21 & 22*, 26, 27, 28
& 29*
Director: Shelly Wawrzonek
The smash comedy
hit of the London and Broadway stages, this
much-revived classic from the playwright of
Private Lives offers up fussy, cantankerous
novelist, Charles Condomine, re-married but
haunted (literally) by the ghost of his late
first wife, the clever and insistent Elvira
who is called up by a visiting "happy medium,"
one Madame Arcati. As the worldly and un-worldly
personalities clash, Charles' current wife,
Ruth, is accidentally killed, "passes over,"
joins Elvira and the two "blithe spirits"
haunt the hapless Charles into perpetuity.
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