Auditions are held at the Little Theatre, 726 Third Avenue, New Smyrna Beach. Copies of all scripts (except the musical) may be read at the Reference Desk at the New Smyrna Beach Library. Auditions are open and no experience is necessary. All auditions are at 7 p.m. Performances are at 8 p.m. except Sunday performances are at 2 p.m.

An inspired comic romp! "Froggy" LeSeuer, a British demolition expert, arrives at a fishing lodge in rural Georgia to run training sessions at a nearby army base. "Froggy" has brought along a friend, a pathologically shy young man named Charlie who is overcome with fear at the thought of making conversation with strangers. So "Froggy," before departing, tells all assembled that Charlie is from an exotic foreign country and speaks no English! Once alone the fun really begins, as Charlie overhears more than he should-the evil plans of a sinister, two-faced minister and his redneck associate; the fact that the minister's pretty fiancée is pregnant; and many other damaging revelations made with the thought that Charlie doesn't understand a word being said. This fuels the nonstop hilarity of the play and sets up a wildly funny climax in which things go uproariously awry for the "bad guys" and the "good guys" emerge triumphant

Characters: 5 men, 2 women, 4 walk-ons (ages 20's-60's)

S/Sgt. "Froggy" Lesueur: British Army sergeant, flushed with the spirit of adventure
Charlie Baker: "Froggy's" friend, quiet, seems permanently lost
Betty Meeks: Older widow, owner of the fishing lodge, wise about some things, naïve about others
Rev. David Marshall Lee: Engaged to Catherine, appears friendly and open
Catherine Simms: Pregnant fiancée of David,
Owen Musser: County property inspector, not a nice fellow
Ellard Simms: Catherine's younger brother, a bit backward
Townspeople: Non-speaking roles, appear at end of play

Auditions are open to the public, and stage experience is not necessary. Readings will be from the script and a copy is available at the reference desk at the New Smyrna Beach library. For add'l information contact the LT office at 386-423-1246 or e-mail info@NsbPlayers.org.